stopping at Crewe. Would pessengers travelling on this train please make their way to thet platform!!
Aw Maggie, ah dinna think ye kin dae that - no afore ye ha' warned him
you'll no be goin' oot with him any mair!"
And that, of course, was the lady who made the announcements about trains, who forgot, as you can probably can tell, to switch off her microphone after making the announcement in her poshest voice, and continued a conversation in her "normal" voice with her pal, also in the control room!
Made us all laugh, that did!!