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Ranald Findlay's having a laugh...!

31/3/2020

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Have you heard the one about........

Boris, Donald, Nicola and a 14 year old schoolboy are travelling back to London from a save the planet conference.

Mid flight both of the aircraft’s engines fail and panic sets in!

They discover that there are only three parachutes on board at which point Boris shouts “I am essential to save the Empire” grabs a parachute and jumps. Immediately Donald roars “ I am the President of the greatest power on Earth” grabs a Shute and jumps.

The schoolboy shouts “ miss, miss take a shute take a shute and jump!
No! No! She replies there is only one left, you must!
“No Miss! There are 2 left Mr Trump grabbed my school bag as he jumped”

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1 Comment
Tom
1/4/2020 09:08:53 am

Thanks Ranald - there are some great jokes doing the rounds at this moment in time. Trump being the butt of many of them.

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